The Crockerama kids

If you tripped over crockerama.com (as opposed to the friends and family who check in from time to time to see if they've been libeled) you should probably know a little more about who we are. I'll start with the youngest generation.

V is the oldest of the youngest generation. She's engaged to a great guy named Pete, who is an IT consultant. Their first wedding--a private ceremony in Jamaica--is three weeks away at this writing. She's very clever, very witty, and will one day be famous for doing something amazing. Meanwhile, she sells advertising which I will point out is a perfectly worthy profession. V is still teaching us how to be parents. For our part, we are teaching V how to be the first child of people learning how to be parents. Quotation: (said to Sam): "You ought to thank me. I'm breaking them in."

Sam is our youngest and Very Last Child. He is a senior at UNC, majoring in Global Economics. While his sister fast-tracked through college in a ripping three years, Sam managed to spend 1.5 years in Spain (earning credit for roughly 0.66 years) and will be graduating in 2008 if he knows what's good for him. He's a smart guy and has been hugely entertaining from a very early age. You'd roll off your chair if you heard him do "Old Gregg." If you've got a summer internship available, he is fluent in Spanish and has great references--even beyond his own family. Quotation:"What makes me tick?"